Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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