i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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