this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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