i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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