I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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