Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Randomize
