Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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