So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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