Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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