Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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