But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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