Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
