Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we're chasing vodka with high fives
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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