ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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