So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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