I wannas sexs uuuuu
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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