I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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