is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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