I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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