i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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