Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's blow job season.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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