I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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