Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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