I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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