I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So apparently I’m into choking now
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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