I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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