Your face is a jimmy john
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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