Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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