none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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