no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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