Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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