Just took my morning after pill in the library
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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