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It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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