I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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