Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
