i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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