Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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