Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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