Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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