My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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