What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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