Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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