I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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