it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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