i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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