Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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