I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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