think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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