He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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