the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
