She's JV to your varsity
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Im part way to drunk.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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