i need an iv and a liver transplant
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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