I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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