she was so not down for the gang bang
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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